i woke up in a gently used but in mint condition bugatti
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Book shelf slide.
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
splinter.
^ You don’t get splinters from finished wood hun.
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My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
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